Testers

Early in the Monday morning, a Chinese sloppy woman walked into the shop.

Woman: I come to collect foundation.
Me: Pardon me?

The woman then passed me a newspaper cutting. It was one of the past  promotions, it read "....redeem your sample today on April 4, 2010 (valid for only 1 day)......)

Me: Sorry madam. The promotion was over.

Then the woman passed me another piece of redeemption. Again, was passed.
And I told her the same. She handed me another and I repeat.

Woman: Can you not give me a tester?
Me: No
Woman: Can you show me your testers?
Me: What are you interested? Testers are for product testing not give away.
Woman: Please lar, give me some testers. I want some testers.
Me: Sorry, please leave.

What a lousy start of the week.